This is your Sunday evening reminder that you can handle whatever this week throws at you. Even if school, work or general life isn’t okay, you’ll get through it because you are damn strong and amazing.
i’m laughing purely at the way i’m imagining otto and laura just lying there, bleeding out, while raven and nero kinda stand over them like “is it really worth it to save these two? do we need this amount of cheesiness to live on in our world?”
Someone whose never watched Red vs Blue, explain this.
Grey Master Chief has come home to his family of other Master Chiefs after fighting for his country. His way of surprising his family is waiting until they are playing tag-football in…
King Gavin Part 2 comes out. Someone finally collects their fourth block, only for Gavin to announce that none of them have won. Lindsay suddenly joins the game. She steps onto the throne, which is now torn to pieces. Gavin hands her the crown and proclaims that she is Queen.
They have dismantled the patriarchy.
Weiss got a dog
Yang is reminded they have a cat
Otto figures out how to link the Shadow hologram to some kinda high-tech bracelet projector or something so Wing can activate him whenever he wants.
Someone passes their block’s common room and they see him just kinda talking to the silent Shadow hologram who nods vaguely sympathetically every twenty seconds or so
They just move on because hey, they’ve seen weirder.
I’m still laughing at the mental image of Otto Malpense playing Sonic games
And one day he just
'I wonder if I could try and hardwire the game to create holographic versions of the characters….' and HIVEmind is just
'Otto there are so many things wrong with that'
'I'm gonna do it'
My Jack Blank/H.I.V.E. Fic is starting to feel like it must have a Jack/Otto ship endgame… And I am totally not above that possibility.
dude imagine no
#THIS IS IT THIS IS WHAT FINALLY CONVINCED ME TO LOOK UP FNAF#AND MAY I JUST SAY WHAT THE HELL? NO. NONONONO NO#megadermatidae#caffeine answers things#EVERYONE WOULD HAVE NIGHTMARES ABOUT EVERYTHING#the interesting thing about fnaf is that the person doesn’t move#just checks the cameras and shuts the doors while dealing with dwindling power supplies#and increasingly fucked up phone calls#which would be v interesting bc most of the games in the simulator are very active#very (hellishly) training based#this one you don’t even have to move around - it can’t be that bad right!#you don’t have to chase an enemy#there’s no riddles or puzzles to solve#(oh god imagine the game before this being slender where they have to run through seemingly endless dark woods#collecting information#while being chased by an unknown#compared to that this would seem like cake)#the first victim goes in#everyone’s watching on the screen#it’s simple enough#then they mOVE THEY FUCKING MOVE#WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN’T LEAVE THIS ROOM#THIS IS STRATEGICALLY UNSOUND#they cut the other student’s video feed after night 1#the kid comes out lasting till night 3#has to be sent to the med bay because they’re still shaking#francisco insists it’s not that bad#plays it on his own#now sleeps with six extra guns an emp device and three generators (Via cartoonsandcaffeine)
I really want this but I also really DON’T want this, you know what I mean?
I can’t decide if it would be funnier if Shelby was steering him around the whole time and he’s silently seething and plotting revenge, or if he had to somehow charm the girls in the game to get out and outside everyone is just laughing their butts off watching it.
I want Otto stuck as the protagonist of the game and then all the H.I.V.E. girls get their hands on copies of it (curtesy of Shelby) and think that the Alpha’s coded the game or something…. And then other students start getting stuck in it…
That, and I do love Epsilon!Tex because she is the last Tex and she has zero fucks left to give for Epsilon or anyone else.
She just knows in her gut that this is all wrong and she’s not even supposed to be here, and the only thing she wants to do is take it all apart and…